Comic Relief
Mission sequence
Requirement: None
Follow-up: Scavenger Hunt (sub-mission)
Required Level 31
Mission giver: Corporal "Relay" O'Brien
- Location: AFS Camp Resistance
Reward giver: Corporal "Relay" O'Brien
- Location: AFS Camp Resistance
XP: 50,000
Credits: 4,950


Overview Overview Edit

Corporal "Relay" O'Brien lost a valuable comic book to Major Lulu Lonigan in a poker game. Get it back and he'll trade you some valuable equipment for it.

Objectives Objectives Edit

Get Relay's comic back.
Get Relay O'Brien's Comic Book back from Major Lulu Lonigan.
Item0000 "Atom Smash" Comic Book 0/1
Speak to Major Lonigan.
Ask Major Lulu Lonigan about Relay's comic book.
Get Lulu's Cigarettes.
Obtain a Carton of Cigarettes from Private Scrounger, for Major Lulu Lonigan.
Item0000 Carton of Cigarettes 0/1
Talk to "Scrounger."
Ask Private "Scrounger" Scarpello if he can get you a carton of Hillsboro cigarettes for Major Lulu Lonigan.
Trade with Major Lonigan.
Trade the cigarettes to Major Lulu Lonigan for Relay's comic book.

Dialogue Dialogue Edit

Briefing Edit

Corporal "Relay" O'Brien:

Cheese and crackers, do I have a headache! I was up late playing poker, and boy oh boy, did I lose my shirt!
I don't really care about the money, but I lost something else I can't replace. It was the only thing I managed to take with me when we left Earth.
Have you ever heard of Atom Smash? Miracle Comics? I had a mint copy of Atom Smash Issue #1. It's probably the most valuable comic book in existence! I wouldn't have put it on the line, but I had pocket kings with another on the turn. Sure thing, right? Trip kings? Except Major Lonigan hit a straight on the river. Holy moley, that surprised me!
If you can get that comic book back from the Major, I've got a sweet trade for you. She won't even bargain with me. She's kind of an a-hole, if you'll excuse my French.

Speak to Major Lonigan. Edit

Major Lulu Lonigan:

Yeah, I got his comic book, and no, I'm not giving it back. Do you have any idea how much the damned thing is worth?
Listen, I told him, and I'm telling you... there's only one thing I'll trade for it. Get me a carton of cigarettes. Hillsboro Lights, not those Forean knock-offs.
If I were you, I'd talk to Private Scarpello. If he can't get you some, nobody can. We call him "Private Scrounger."

Get Lulu's Cigarettes. Edit

Private "Scrounger" Scarpelo:

You talkin' to me? Sooner or later, they all come to the Scrounger. What can I do you for?
Hillsboro Lights? Yeah, I can get 'em. But first you've got to do something for me. Are you game?

Trade with Major Lonigan. Edit

Major Lulu Lonigan:

Oh. My. God. Twenty packs of Hillsboro Lights? I'm hyperventilating! I may have a spontaneous orgasm!
Here, give the little creep his damned comic book. What a geek!

Debriefing Edit

Corporal "Relay" O'Brien:

You got my comic? Holy Toledo, that's terrific! Believe you me, next time I play poker, I'm staying sober.
So, what will you take in trade for it?

Walkthrough Walkthrough Edit

This mission consists only of talking to the mission NPCs. However, to obtain the cigarettes you have to complete Scavenger Hunt.

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