Comic Relief

Corporal "Relay" O'Brien lost a valuable comic book to Major Lulu Lonigan in a poker game. Get it back and he'll trade you some valuable equipment for it.


 * Get Relay's comic back.
 * Get Relay O'Brien's Comic Book back from Major Lulu Lonigan.
 * 0/1


 * Speak to Major Lonigan.
 * Ask Major Lulu Lonigan about Relay's comic book.


 * Get Lulu's Cigarettes.
 * Obtain a Carton of Cigarettes from Private Scrounger, for Major Lulu Lonigan.
 * 0/1


 * Talk to "Scrounger."
 * Ask Private "Scrounger" Scarpello if he can get you a carton of Hillsboro cigarettes for Major Lulu Lonigan.


 * Trade with Major Lonigan.
 * Trade the cigarettes to Major Lulu Lonigan for Relay's comic book.

Briefing
Corporal "Relay" O'Brien:
 * Cheese and crackers, do I have a headache! I was up late playing poker, and boy oh boy, did I lose my shirt!


 * I don't really care about the money, but I lost something else I can't replace. It was the only thing I managed to take with me when we left Earth.


 * Have you ever heard of Atom Smash? Miracle Comics? I had a mint copy of Atom Smash Issue #1. It's probably the most valuable comic book in existence! I wouldn't have put it on the line, but I had pocket kings with another on the turn. Sure thing, right? Trip kings? Except Major Lonigan hit a straight on the river. Holy moley, that surprised me!


 * If you can get that comic book back from the Major, I've got a sweet trade for you. She won't even bargain with me. She's kind of an a-hole, if you'll excuse my French.

Speak to Major Lonigan.
Major Lulu Lonigan:
 * Yeah, I got his comic book, and no, I'm not giving it back. Do you have any idea how much the damned thing is worth?


 * Listen, I told him, and I'm telling you... there's only one thing I'll trade for it. Get me a carton of cigarettes. Hillsboro Lights, not those Forean knock-offs.


 * If I were you, I'd talk to Private Scarpello. If he can't get you some, nobody can. We call him "Private Scrounger."

Get Lulu's Cigarettes.
Private "Scrounger" Scarpelo:
 * You talkin' to me? Sooner or later, they all come to the Scrounger. What can I do you for?


 * Hillsboro Lights? Yeah, I can get 'em. But first you've got to do something for me. Are you game?

Trade with Major Lonigan.
Major Lulu Lonigan:
 * Oh. My. God. Twenty packs of Hillsboro Lights? I'm hyperventilating! I may have a spontaneous orgasm!


 * Here, give the little creep his damned comic book. What a geek!

Debriefing
Corporal "Relay" O'Brien:
 * You got my comic? Holy Toledo, that's terrific! Believe you me, next time I play poker, I'm staying sober.


 * So, what will you take in trade for it?

This mission consists only of talking to the mission NPCs. However, to obtain the cigarettes you have to complete Scavenger Hunt.